She tall, she tall y'all
I'm not emmanuel lewis short, but I'm short enough for you to grimace at the actual number. Because let's face it, most of you are height whores. Yea...i said it. Hoes 4 height. .that most of y'all don't have your damn self. Yes..tiny tots who want to date men 6'2 or taller but can't reach the handle on the toliet your damn self...I'm talking about y'all. This post ain't for y'all. Y'all got about as much right being choosey about height as you do being choosey about head space....you don't need either so it shouldn't matter. See how i turned it around on you? I know..ha ha little short nigga. I know I'm short, i also know it's socially unacceptable for me to be so...but why? Because of all of y'all...yea I'm pointing through this computer screen.
Ought to be a damn shame of yourselves! You're not though, it's cool y'all still be looking when I'm standing on my wallet. The great equalizer wealth & being a nice guy....but mostly the wealth part. But onto my tall, long legged ladies..how's the air up there? Y'all the one's I'm talking to. Y'all ain't fans either, but y'all got more reasons. Y'all not like them height hoes. Some of y'all even be like "fuck it, I'm taller than a lot of guys why do i even care". I love you "fuck it" ladies #youthebest ...
This is for all of the rest of y'all....the one's who say they'd date a broke dude before they date a short dude. Most of y'all do...how's that working out by the way? See the thing that most of you forget is you can't negate height. Yea, people say eat your veggies...but c'mon. Height is genetic, but 1 out of 4 might not be immuned. My uncles on both side are 6ft+, my aunts on both side all over 5'7, got tons of tall cousins, but i also got short ones. See my parents were both respectively the shortest in their families. But i had a chance....i just ain't make it. Tallness was not on my side. So since middle school, I've known that i wasn't going to be tallest dude around. I've come to terms with it, I went to an all male hbcu....I've heard all the jokes imaginable and I'm good.
So now y'all see Kevin Hart..my short soul brother although we kinda got in that sofa stomping match in the club that one time...a kindred spirit, with a beautiful new wife. One that happens to make him look about a foot shorter than her although she clearly wear heels often. It don't matter, y'all talk shit & say how you couldn't do it. If you can't do it, don't do it and move on. Stop making it a point to short shame dudes & the women who love them. The height difference between me and my girl is about the same as with Kevin & his wife. And although I'm used to it and I'm good..my girl sometimes feels self conscious. Not because the difference is apparent when it's just us..but because so many of y'all stare or have something to say.
Being short isn't a choice, but being with someone who is...is, so let people choose who they want to be with. Short guys need love too! Let a short dude show you where he packs his height...some of y'all already know. -genius